Friday, December 19, 2008

Say what??

In honor of the holidays, I'm going to post something completely unrelated to any winter celebration whatsoever...just something that I deal with every day that it occured to me might be sort of funny to read--the literal transliteration between English and Norwegian. Since the two languages share a great deal still and more or less came from the same languages, most things can be translated literally and directly between the two and still make sense, as long as you go back and rearrange the grammar. Usage, however, is a different story. Here's some very commonly used phrases in Norwegian, their literal translation, and the most common English phrase to say the same thing:
Hva skjer a? - What cuts? - How's it going/what's happening?
Hvis du vil - If you will- If you'd like to (in certain situations this sounds quite strange)
Hvis du har lyst til - if you have lust to - If you want (it was literally months before I could bring myself to say this)
Fy faen oss - oh damn us - general obscenity exclamation, (not especially mild but very common nonetheless) but when Norwegians are speaking english, they often translate it as 'fuck us', which i invariably find hilarious
messing naken - brass naked - norwegians translate this one as 'really naked' or 'very naked'...just an expression but rather entertaining to hear them try to explain to the american the difference between 'naked' and 'really naked'
i det pratsomme hjørnet - in the talkative corner (prate = chat) - in a talkative mood
anyway, you get the point.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

No More Finals!

This madness that is
Core is done, my brain now free
To think of snow again

Monday, December 15, 2008

Falling Rain

The rain in endless
Sheets pours down, flooding courtyards
Dampening brown leaves

It came last night, sudden
Downpour in the gutter out-
Side of my window

Never stopping, the
Rain fell though the night, taking
Dust and smog from air

Parts of dining hall
Closed off, filled with water now
Drains clogged with dead leaves

Heat is gone, now cold
Seeps in to buildings with single
Pane glass in windows

From above, the ground
Sprouts brightly colored mushrooms,
Umbrellas with feet.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Do trees shed tears? Let's cut them down and find out

Back in Alaska
Back to the snowy blackness
Eugene is like gold

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Adventures with google translate

Loni's heroic couplet

tocino buen cocido, mucho de 
la gente que nos pasan dicen ¡mmm!

our translation
bacon cooked well, many of
the people who pass us say Yum!

google translate's translation
bacon cooked a lot of good people who pass us say mmm

....well that changes the meaning a bit doesn't it?

Scandinavian Specialty:

on an attempt to make caramel

Starbucks whipping cream
18 tablespoons butter
3 cups of sugar

oops, uh-oh burning
so, apples only, sorry
for this christmas bash

back to the kitchen
experimenting further
who will eat this stuff?

says genius Sarah
our marketing lacks finesse
make up a good name

try our new special
its from Scandinavia
"yum coffee toffee"

Loni's lovely haikus....

she makes me laugh.

slick slimy tortoise
slides across the boiling lake
he is almost dead.

 

Monday, December 8, 2008

Reasons Why My Roomates Should Not Be Given Holiday Decorations




So, my roommate (Annsley) was visited by her parents on Friday, and they want to Target. There is a door decorating competition for our dorm, and I had asked her to see if she could pick something up that we could use.
I got a little more than I bargained for.
As you can see from the above, Annsley and Emily, my other roommate, went a little nuts (ok, so I helped a little). Annsley demonstrated very well that she should not be given ribbon, although it was really funny watching Emily's face when she came out of the shower and saw what had happened to the bunk bed. Emily is responsible for the menorah on the door (although I fixed it, since she somehow forgot two branches) as well as the pom-pom garland around the board and name tags. Tinsel features rather largely in the decorating scheme, as does duct-tape.
But no matter how ridiculous it looks, we had a ton of fun.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

a watercolor of a photo from prince william sound


Justin and I were exploring a really cool creek area (I took Aimie and Andrea as well)



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Fun with Photoshop!

I am extremely excited about my recent acquisition of photoshop on my laptop. I found a tutorial on making photos look like watercolours, so here is one of my first tries. This could be a very addicting program...



Sunday, November 30, 2008

Sometimes you just have to write sonnets.

I saw a pretty color here today
Quite early in the morning, as it were
But is it found in nature? Hard to say
It wasn't grass or leaves or branch of fir
But stunning green--it brightened up my day
And had a strange, compelling sort of lure
But like the summer winds, too short a stay--
and I just wish that I could have been sure
What you would call this color, if one day
You saw it in a paint shop--'Foam of Mer'?
'Electric Green', perhaps, or 'Algæ Bay'?
Or weirder--'Marshy Thoughts'? 'Elysian Shore'?
But I suppose you all will think it's rot
When you find out this was an ode to snot.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Haiku for a Rainy day

what is going on?
wetness falling from the sky 
weather befuddles :)

Monday, November 24, 2008

new necklace!

So this summer, one of the many interesting characters I met wore rather a lot of jewelry, and among his clinking collection was a necklace he'd made out of a guitar string. Being the sort of person I am, I immediately asked him which string it was...but his answer was disappointing, it was an E. It was still pretty neat though. 
However, it never really left my mind...so later this year, when I was talking with my many-instrument-playing friend here, I mentioned in passing that I'd always wanted a necklace like that, but not necessarily one from an E. 
Well, anyway, last night I got a text from her-- 'I broke a string! damn! but you can have it if you want.'
That's right. Ladies and gentlemen, I am now the proud owner--and wearer--of a G string necklace.

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Common Grounds, Common Vomit

Things I take pleasure in:
  • Listening to the marijuana posession citations of my next door neighbor
  • Amusing snippets of conversation from passersby on cell phones
  • Forking queens in hall chess tournaments
  • Taking off my shoes after a long day of classes
  • Finding something new to put up on my wall, because it means I get to use the yellow sticky putty
  • Watching Battlestar Galactica into the wee hours of the morning with hall mates
  • Watching really good Eugenian street musicians
  • Watching really bad Eugenian street musicians
  • 6AM Starbucks runs after a long night of paper-writing
Things that make me unhappy:
  • Thinking I slept through my math midterm, only to learn that it's actually next week
  • The lingering miasma of vomit in the hallway
  • The intersection of 13th and University Street, where I am sure to die by bicycle collision
  • Poorly constructed chicken pesto sandwiches from the cafe
  • Only being able to register for 18 credits
  • The agonizing wait for winter break
  • Missing Alaska... just a little

On hearing about everyone's lives via pictures, narratives and haikus rather than one-line statuses

I just wanted to
take a moment to say that
this sure beats facebook.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Irish Dance Competition

curls, mullet-esque hair
girls wearing soft shoes and crocs
funny Irish dance

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Is it sad to think of your life in terms of your facebook status?

When I go home, I
know what it'll be: 'So long and
thanks for all the fish.'

Coincidentally, I was just talking with another US exchange student about baking cookies...

Samantha's pictures
of delicious fresh-baked goods 
look great. I want some! :P

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Old Food Adventures

So a few weeks ago, I was cooking with my mentee for Talent Match, and we somehow managed to royally screw up the brownie recipe that I have made with success approximately fifty-MILLION times...the batter was boiling instead of baking...it was REALLY strange (I was talking to Loni and we think Clarissa must not have put enough flour in). So I promised Clarissa that I would bake a new batch over the weekend and give her some the following Tuesday. With that task in mind...and because a family friend (Debi Clemson) had recently sent me a care package with a ton of muffin mixes, my friend Loni and I went on a baking spree. 

First we made fettucine with parmesan....which I realize is not baking, however we needed dinner as well.

Then we cooked up a SUCCESSFUL batch of brownies...I love truly homemade brownies, they are SO easy and much better than out of the box. We cooked them in a silicon muffin tin because we lacked a pan. These are brownies fairly torn apart due to their deliciousness.

And then we cooked three different kinds of muffin...granted, we were starting from muffin mix, but we didn't want to be boring so we ADDED STUFF! We added a mashed up banana to a banana nut muffin mix (delicious...but not pictured) we swirled lingonberry jam into a blueberry muffin mix, and added coconut to a different blueberry muffin mix. The batter of the lingonberry one was a really interesting pinkish purple color which contrasted strikingly with the neon green bowl we were mixing the batter in. The coconut ones turned out beautifully, we added some extra coconut on the top which toasted nicely...and sprinkled sugar on top which made the muffins sparkle. It was awesome...I was VERY excited and using quite a number of adjectives. I'll post some picture of me sometime...it was fun.
Pretty muffin checkerboard hmm? I was pretty psyched, Allison and Loni were teasing me about my camera-happy-ness. But I bet you all probably could have predicted I would take a few photos.

Your Hayden South ASU Correspondent Signing off...
Samantha <3

Monday, November 17, 2008

Someday

Rest in Peace, Missy Blackbird.
(classmate and friend)

Someday
by Aimie Cox

I picked a flower off the stone,
Wiped it off and took it home.
I gently hid it among the Pages,
So it may linger through the ages.
Color faded and petals dried,
I kept it ‘til the day I died,
And for the passing of each friend
To this task I would attend.

One day when my time has passed,
And eternity begins at last,
I’ll find within the Word of my heart
the flowers, fresher than the start,
A fresh, blossoming bouquet!
One day...
Someday.

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Apple Cranberry Crumble

buttery crispness
cranberry jewels of tartness
sweet apples dyed pink

Fires in California

The sky is black with
smoke, billowing up from the
ruins of many lives

We cough as the sour
stench of burning fills the air
and pray, hope, for rain

In the theater,
girl on the phone with her mom
"Take my medals with you"

Evacuation
Many homes lie empty, wait
for return or flames

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Cultural Differences

So when you go on exchange, the people who are supposed to prepare you for it go on for hours about culture shock and cultural differences and how essentially you're going to find the new culture weird as hell. But I'm in Norway, and honestly the culture is not that different...and the differences are mostly subtle, like calling adults by their first names and tucking your pant cuffs into your socks, not major cultural differences. One of the others is that they're not Puritan...meaning that there isn't really a strong social taboo against changing in public/in front of members of the opposite sex. There's a more practical attitude towards clothes, namely, warmth, function, style and so on...but things like all of the girls showering together after gym takes some getting used to. Well, anyway, I had thought I was totally used to this. But today...
I had an orchestra concert and we were there the normal two-and-a-half-hours early, hanging out backstage. Most of us had come in concert clothing but some people brought different shoes or something to change into, as it was pouring buckets outside. I was standing somewhat in the middle of the room, learning a norwegian fiddle tune while playing it (um...that sounds weird...but basically if i watch the other fiddler's fingers really closely i can play along and learn it as i go) when another violinist, a guy about my age, walks in. I look up briefly, get the nod, and then go back to concentrating. Said violinist my age, who is best described as 'dashingly handsome', puts down his case and motorcycle helmet, pulls out a pile of black dress clothing, looks around, and nonchalantly takes off his shirt, conveniently directly within my line of sight while watching the fiddler's fingers. I, uh, might have missed a few notes, but managed to not stare openly. But apparently I'm not as used to Norwegian cultural norms as I should be, because I was somewhat surprised when he also changed his pants. 

Friday, November 7, 2008

Souvenir

It was another fine day in writing class, with another 20-minute research paper presentation from another student speaking in another segmented monotone voice. The presenter was sitting in the professor's chair, gesturing vaguely towards the powerpoint presentation projected on the wall above the circle of inattentive students. The professor, sitting among us, toyed with his pen and wiggled his leg. He had apparently written all the notes he needed to. I could see his clipboard from where I was sitting, and there was mostly blank white space and a few scrawled lines.

What was this one about again? I thought, dosing off a little. I was still exhausted from a bout of strep throat earlier in the week. Corporate-controlled media? No, that was the last guy. Potatoes? Ah, yes. Potatoes. They are quite tasty. I think the dining hall has potatoes. Irish potato famine?

I looked out the classroom door where there is a little window looking out on the library courtyard. It was pretty sunny outside, unusual for the often stormy Eugene. Frequently, on days like those, the local acorn harvesters are sprawled out in numbers across the lawn, plucking furiously through the grass for their little brown turd-prizes. I discovered, walking out the library one day, that Eugene has a small group of subsistence users whose primary food source is the acorns that fall from campus trees. I was told this by an old lady in an extra long, extra ratty denim skirt. "They're toxic, you know," she said, holding up one of the brown, elliptical spheres. "Unless you stew 'em up, no good. But very nutritious, you know. Not very well known, you know." I got the distinct sense that she wanted me to join in on her pickings. Instead I got coffee in the museum gift shop.

My attention turned back to the potato presentation. How long can someone talk about potatoes? I thought. Too bad there was no Irish Starfruit Famine. That might be more intresting.

I looked out the door again. Only this time, obstructing my little window to sanity was a guy in a dark blue coat and backwards-facing baseball cap. He was coming in the classroom, looking straight at me. Or at least I felt like he was, I can't really be sure. As he came across the doorway, he withdrew a strange-looking device, and pointed it at the class.

POP! POP! POP!

I covered my head. The gun was quite loud. That's what I thought it was at first. When the noise ceased, I looked down at myself. I had been hit with arsenal suction cup nerf darts. I looked up briefly, and saw a flash of white. My professor was up out of his chair, grabbing the intruder by the neck, and putting him in a headlock out in the hallway. Students in the class were wide-eyed. Nobody really understood what was transpiring. But I could see I wasn't the only one hit; the darts were scattered everywhere in the room. Apparently, this nerf gun was of the automatic variety.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" yelled the professor, maintaning a firm choke hold. "DON'T EVER FIRE A WEAPON INTO A CLASS! SOMEONE CALL DPS!" It was really frightening, but also reassuring to know our professor would defend us (those who were left, anyway) from a potential assailant. Before, he looked like your basic nerdy graduate student teaching a class; now, his height and athletecism were clear. Our professor was tough.

"But it was just a joke! It's just a toy! Why the hell are you choking me? Agggh!" squealed the attacker.

"I DON'T CARE WHAT IT WAS! NEVER BRING A WEAPON INTO A CLASSROOM!" Their struggle moved down the hall, out of sight and with less audible yelling.

This was all in the matter of fifteen seconds, so students were only beginning to register what exactly just happened. Some were smiling with raised eyebrows, and others were frowning. One student volunteered his cell phone to call campus police, as requested. And the student in the professor's chair seemed confused: should he continue his presentation? Or just call it a day?
He opted to resume. But no one was really listening at this point, because the student calling the campus police had made contact.

"So, uhh... a guy just came in classroom with a toy gun. No. Yeah. Yeah. Ummm... he's out in the hall right now, dealing with the guy. No. Everyone's fine... 184 PLC. Yeah, it was nerf... little yellow darts. All right, thanks."

Several minutes later, the professor returned. He walked in nanchalantly, though visibly red in the face and with short breathing. "Our intruder has left. DPS will take care of it from here. Sorry for the interruption." He took his seat again. "All right, let's discuss Sean's project."

As students refocused and raised their hands for comments, I picked up one of the darts near me and put it in my bag. This could have been a bullet, I thought.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Obama in the Motley

So, we have a student run coffee house on campus called the Motley. All the food and pastries and other things (including truffles) are student made, so there's a huge community spirit around this place. Last night, they hosted the Scripps election party. It was all day, but it really started hopping after 4 o'clock, because that's when the east coast polls closed. From then on, the place was PACKED. Student services had to set up another television outside because so many people were trying to get in to watch.

At 8:02, the live feed on MSN announced "ladies and gentlemen, we have our president elect. Barack Obama now has a projected 283 electoral votes."

The place went mad.

There were people jumping up and down, screaming, crying, calling their families and friends... The noise level shot through the roof. It was amazing. There was so much emotion in the room, it was impossible not to get swept up in it. And I did. It didn't take long untill I was one of the screaming, crying people as well. There were no words to describe the feelings in that room.
The Motley baristas brought out a cake, with "President Obama" written in red and blue icing. Bottle of sparkling cider appeared as well, and the party was on.

Ladies and gentlemen, "Yes we did."

Thursday, October 30, 2008

Things that make me happy...or at the very least amused

1. The fact that in any given day there are 5 or 6 kiosks set up selling or promoting various things...one day there was a guy dressed up in a giant lima bean costume...
2. There is a store called "Jerry's Drive Thru Liquor" across the street from campus (ironically when the Honors dorms are completed, it will be almost directly across the street from them). 
3. The ceiling in the hallways of Hayden South are so short that I can touch them...and my roommate would have to duck if they were too much shorter. 
4. There is a piano in our lounge...but for a long time there wasn't a TV.
5. There are urinals in the girls restroom in Hayden South
5.5 There are condom dispensers in the boys and girls restrooms...which unfortunately don't function...
6. The fact that Razor scooters...while still not super cool, are suddenly relatively widespread.
7. The dome that lets light into the underground portion of our library, fondly known as the "nipple of higher knowledge"
8. There is a secret garden
9. One can actually pick fruit off trees on our campus...dates, lemons, limes, oranges, grapefruit etc.
10. I don't live in Manzanita...or Best C (both good things...but for very different reasons)
11. When I walked into the local Safeway for the first time...you know how Safeway tends to do displays grouping items that go together? Like all the ingredients for S'mores? I saw a table with cases of beer and packages of ping-pong balls...do you think they might be near a college? 

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

My Awesome, Ridiculous Shoes

So I promised you all a picture of my new shoes, TAADAAA! I really like them, partially because of how "I Love Lucy" era they feel, with the polka dots and bows on the toes. They make me happy. Not a pair of shoes to wear every day, but definitely a lot of fun.
I officially feel a little bit like Daisy Duke in this outfit...but the shoes give me nice lines, make my legs look long. Oh goodness, I'm even starting to talk like a ballroom dancer. 
Tomorrow I'll post some random pictures, including a picture of my adventure behind our fridge stack to plug my new roommate Janet's TV in to get cable, and some pictures of the utterly delicious food I've been making (it is possible EVEN in dorm kitchens :)

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Victory!


My engineering class had to build a truss as our mechanical design project. We were to be graded on the quality of our bridge by taking the ratio of the ammount of force it would hold up (lbs) divided by the weight of the structure (g). We were only allowed to use the wood and glue they provided for us, and we did a lot of designing beforehand. We worked in groups, and my group decided to use my design. Thursday, we tested the bridges, and guess who got the highest ratio out of all the other groups in my professors sections?!?! (And the highest grade for that portion of the project)

Ours totally won with a ratio of about 15! The structure itself was solid. It eventually failed because the glue was so relatively weak.

I think it won because we named it Layla. (That was one of the songs we listened to while building it.)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

CARE PACKAGE AMAZINGNESS

SO... I have gotten three care packages in the last three days....completely awesome....but a slightly ridiculous quantity. 

I'll tell you about them in ascending awesomeness

I got one from Central Lutheran, which had candy, Emergen-C, Microwave popcorn....etc

which was really nice and quite sweet of them to think of me.

I got one from my mom's friend Debi, which had

A bag of Halloween candy
A box of Raspberry Zinger Teabags
A bag of Riesen? or that might have been in the church one, I got them both today
A silicon muffin tin...she knows me well
2 cornbread mixes
2 blueberry muffin mixes
2 banana nut muffin mixes
AND
a package of fall themed muffin liners!

which is a pretty awesome care package in general

but even the muffin box couldn't beat the care package I got from my mom on Monday
which in part (I probably won't remember everything she sent) included

-my blue and my CAMEL coloured cashmere sweaters (yes Justin it IS a real colour)
-a black leaf garland....to decorate for Halloween!
-my nice alaska railroad jacket....cause thats as warm of a jacket as i'll need in Arizona
- a really cool hairtie with a hemp flower
-a polkadotted notebook
-a mini lint roller
-a DVD of When Harry Met Sally
- a pair of Alaska socks
-a copy of the newspaper my bro had a pic in for running
-a box of ginger chews
-a metal canister with a bunch of diff colors of thread and some needles
-a package of orange napkins
-a plastic/felted rat
-a little kit from bath and body works with body butter, lip butter, foot lotion and perfume
-looseleaf tea and teabags
-some spices
-VIETNAMESE CINNAMON
-some of my fave undies

AND
-REALLY CUTE YELLOW POLKADOT HIGH/WEDGE PEEP TOE SHOES WITH BOWS ON THE TOES!!!

...they are awesome...i'll post a pic sometime


Lots of Love,
Sam 


Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Something that I keep realizing while sitting in classes here.

My US public
high school education was
actually quite good.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

An uneventful cave and an eventful fire door

It's Parents' Weekend
I didn't see Hugh Hefner
But his kid goes here.

I had no parents for Parents' Weekend, so some other orphans and I hiked up to Mallory Cave. I had never been to a cave before, but this one didn't really live up to my expectations of what a proper cave should be. It was not very big, at all. No stalactites or stalagmites. No bats (then, but bats do live there) No terrible chasms waiting in the dark to swallow unsuspecting tourists whole. Really, it was a fairly small and subdued cave. The hike was fun, though, and the cave wasn't bad... I just had an overeager imagination.
Another event that culminated this week was the fire door saga.
See, each wing in Hallett is L-shaped, and halfway down one of the branches of the "L" is a fire door. Now, our hall is a friendly and sociable one, with people always hanging out in hallways or going to other people's rooms and talking, etc. Thus, this fire door was left propped open, to promote this feeling of community and friendship, and our RAs didn't care. However, the RAs from other floors take turns going on rounds through the whole building, and they did care. It was a fire hazard, they said (to leave the fire door blocked open- who would have thought?), and so they took our doorstop, and told us we had to leave it closed. (This was about a week and a half ago.) Naturally, our friendly hall resented this, and found another doorstop in the hall, and propped the door open again. The next day, the other RAs took our doorstop again. There were no more doorstops to be found in the hall, so of course people came to the only logical conclusion: take them from the Engineering Center. So they did. This propping and stealing of props continued for several days until, apparently, our floor's RAs got in a bit of trouble, and so we stopped propping the door. However, people were still unhappy about the door being closed all the time. The next logical conclusion was reached: remove the screws from the hydraulic (I think) hinge thing at the top of the door. (Not the actual hinges, but the little arm-thing with two straight parts....do you know what I'm talking about?) At any rate, the screws attaching it to the door were removed by persons unknown. Since our floor's RAs had already been talked to by the hall director about our door, and they had told us not to prop it open anymore, this didn't sit too well with them. So, the third logical conclusion was reached by one of the RAs: duct-tape the door shut until the screws were returned. For my half of the hallway, this wasn't really a problem, because the bathrooms and showers were in our half. The people in the other half, however, had to go downstairs, through the first floor hallway, and then back up the stairs. (Some in towels or bathrobes, because they were coming or going from/to the showers) Needless to say, the screws were anonymously returned in rather short order. (The duct-taping and returning of screws happened in the middle of the night, so I wasn't there, but apparently Greg (RA who taped the door) was ridiculously pissed off, and the duct-taping was a giant scene.
So, today, we had a mandatory floor meeting, where they didn't actually do as much lecturing as we expected them to. They suggested we sit in front of the door if hanging out in the hall, and that as a floor, we could invest in a magnetic-release door (like the ones at South) that would shut automatically in case of a fire (bur would be sort of pricey.) We opted for the former, the person who had taken the screws owned up to it, and everyone was happy and harmonious.

On a side note, Takako and I took the list of 100 foods and surveyed 30ish people in our hall (we did just "Which have you eaten?" rather than the "Which have you eaten, and which would you never ever eat?" of the original list.) Still, I think it's quite interesting. If other people find it interesting, I can try to figure out a way to distribute it. Does anybody know if spreadsheets can be attached to this blog? Or should I just email it to interested parties?

Friday, October 17, 2008

Settled and Sore

So! I've procrastinated long enough. I'm finally making my first and long overdue post, per request and constant reminders of Samantha. Here goes!

For those of you who don't know, the University of Oregon starts about a month later than most other schools, so I was stuck in Anchorage until late September. Waiting those lonely extra weeks for college was sheer agony. I had been out of school for seven months and I became more than a little restless. But now, after a month of living in the dorms and attending classes, I feel like I have a little more purpose in life!

Instead of trying to summarize everything that's happened in the past month, I think I'll just tell you about my busy week instead.

Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays are my busy days. I have all my classes, which include calculus, writing, Medieval Literature, and symphony orhcestra. On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I pretty much don't have to do anything but a discussion section and a cello lesson. So my life alternates between frantically running back and forth across campus (dodging the multitude of bicyclists) and using the off-days to prepare for the frantic ones.

On Monday and Wednesday I had tryouts for club tennis, and about fifty people showed up. This was somewhat problematic, as there was limited court space and only two "scouts" to see how everyone played. So the first day, with a pair of arbitrary scissors, the scouts cut half of the prospective team members, of which I was not included! (This was a wonderful turn of fortune.) So I got to come back Wednesday... except that on Tuesday, I started a 5-page analysis of Beowulf and Judith... at around 1 am. Which means I got 2 hours of sleep which means... I didn't make the team. But it's ok, because most of the players there were just below division 1 level, (I'm more on the intermural level) and practices were on aforementioned frantic Mondays and Wednesdays. So I don't think it would have worked out.

On Thursdays, which are by far my favorite day of the week, I have cello lessons with a GTF (Graduate Teaching Fellow, a graduate student who also teaches classes) who is also our section leader in the symphony. Her name is Wan-Ting, and I've learned that I basically play cello completely wrong (not surprising) and have much work to do. Hm.

Today, Friday, I played an intense game of chess with Drew, my RA, who is two levels below Grandmaster (which he explains as "just an Expert"). I went into it feeling confident in my chess-playing abilities, but my cowardly royalty and their various defenders were promptly wiped off the board and we ended with a handshake. I have a little studying to do, I think. I guess I'll just have to become a Grandmaster.

And later that night I went to a ballroom dancing session, which was taught by an extremely enthusiastic instructor who loved to tango. A lot of people dressed up, but I did not. I have no fancy clothes to speak of. So, wearing my OREGON sweatshirt, dark jeans, and socks with sandals, I danced my way through three tango steps and some cha-cha moves. Good times.

I'll write about some more specific anecdotes later. Also, I seem to have found a counterpart for just about everyone I know. I will write about them as well. Goodnight!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sick Season

So, it being fall, EVERYONE is getting sick. My suitemate Hannah was the first one. In mid September she went to the health center with a fever of 102. Needless to say, she didn't go to class for about a week. Next was my roommate Emily, who brought what we think is a cold back from Nevada. She went on a trip with Claremont Students for Obama to register voters in Nevada, and all thirty-something people ended up sleeping on the floor in one room of an abandoned house with broken plumbing. Hygiene was not happening, and she came back a day early because of how sick she was. Next was my other roommate, Annsley, who was (is) rather down for the count with something 'flu-like. Then we got a campus-wide e-mail warning us about a norovirus outbreak at other schools in Southern California.

So far, I've been lucky.

I have a theory as to why.

My roommates, both of whom have been sick, sleep here:



I, on the other hand, sleep here:




My theory is that their proximity means that they are more likely to get each other sick (they also don't clean nearly as much as I do). I sleep on the other side of the room, all by myself. They are also convinced that I have a healthier immune system because I don't go drinking every weekend, but they kinda do that to themselves. I vacuum, I do (my) laundry, I wash (my) dishes, I clean the sink. They don't. Coincidence? I think not.


There is strong evidence to suggest that both my location in the room and my habits have lead to my over-all health. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.


Too bad my theory is completely abolished by the fact that as of Tuesday, I'm sick.

Political haikus.

I'm always amused
at the way people ask me
why I'm in Norway.

The teenagers say
with horrified expressions,
'Why leave the US?'

They have all been there--
to New York City to shop,
to the Grand Canyon.

Their America 
is what they see on TV:
rich, pretty, happy.

Adults are different.
Some understand the bubble
that is our border

and know what I mean
with 'it's good to see outside'--
a new perspective. 

But I find it strange
that Norwegians do not see
their little country--

their Labor party
and classless society
(Lennon's 'Imagine')

works out much better
for most of the citizens
than where I am from.

But now I've lived here
enough to see the difference:
people aren't worried

about food or rent
about money for college--
the government helps!

The small changes made--
free health care more than all else
bring them peace of mind. 

I can't help but think
it could be like this at home.
And maybe it can.

And maybe we can!
Vote Obama! ...and also
take with you a friend!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Symposiums and exploding glass

Some of you may have already heard this story, but I think it's a good one, and merits a retelling!
In my humanities class, we recently finished reading Plato's Symposium, and we had an assignment to prepare speeches of our own on the topic of love. (For those of you unfamiliar with The Symposium, it's basically an account of a symposium where several Greek philosophers made brief speeches on love, the main speech being, of course, Socrates'.) Anyway, for our class, our recitation groups (7-10 people with group leaders that are sophomores or juniors in the Engineering Honors program) each had a mini-symposium of our own, where we cooked and ate food, gave speeches, and hung around and talked.
Our symposium was a Sunday breakfast symposium, and we had all sorts of good food: cinnamon rolls, muffins (apple cinnamon, chocolate chip and blueberry), fruit salad (with watermelon, mango, kiwi, blue-, rasp-, straw-, and black-berries), eggs with peppers and cheese and onions, and milk, hot chocolate, cider, etc...
It was all very tasty food. I was in charge of one of the pans of eggs, and another girl was in charge of the other. We were using the front two burners of the stove, and the back two had things cooling on them- an empty glass baking pan, and another metal pan. As we cooked, I noticed that the other girl's eggs were not cooking nearly as fast as mine. In fact, it seemed as though they weren't cooking at all. Because they weren't - we realized that her burner wasn't actually on. So, we turned it on, and went back to cooking. About 30 seconds later, I realized that the reason her burner wasn't on was that the burner behind hers was (somebody had just turned the wrong knob). On that burner was the empty glass baking pan. I quickly turned the burner off, because that was not a good thing.
We went back to cooking our eggs. About a minute later, the glass pan, with no warning, exploded. REALLY exploded. As in, pieces flew six feet, and there were more pieces of glass than appeared to have been in the volume of the pan before it exploded (you know how it is with glass things). The two of us just stood there, staring, for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing uncontrollably while everyone else came rushing over to see what had happened.
Casualties: my pan of eggs, which had to be garbage-disposaled because it was full of glass.
Neither of us were cut or hurt in any way (even though glass bounced off of us as it exploded), and her pan of eggs was able to be run through a really fine sieve and cooked anyway. I made a new pan of eggs, and they were really delicious.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Sunday Picnic!

So it was an absolutely beautiful day here, high of 81 or something like that, and my friend Brittani and I decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather by having a quasi-picnic. We got food from the MU, but that still counts right? :p I had even gotten a cute basket for my halloween costume the day before, so I used that to carry my stuff! I was so cute! 
I thought my white skirt contrasted rather nicely with the black sheet we were using as a blanket...and you can see my adorable little basket!


...we were in the middle of Hayden Lawn, so we got some funny looks, but it was still fairly early so the campus really wasn't awake yet...and since when have I ever let strange looks stop me


Lots of Love, 
Samantha


Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Omnivore's Hundred

Here’s a chance for a little interactivity for all the bloggers out there. Below is a list of 100 things that I think every good omnivore should have tried at least once in their life. The list includes fine food, strange food, everyday food and even some pretty bad food - but a good omnivore should really try it all. Don’t worry if you haven’t, mind you; neither have I, though I’ll be sure to work on it. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise everything in the hundred, either; Wikipedia has the answers.

Here’s what I want you to do:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Place an "O" next to all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Place an "X" next to any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

1. Venison
0
2. Nettle tea
0
3. Huevos rancheros
0
4. Steak tartare
0
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
0
7. Cheese fondue
0
8. Carp
0
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari 
0
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
x
14. Aloo gobi
0
15. Hot dog from a street cart
0
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
0
20. Pistachio ice cream
x
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
0
23. Foie gras
0
24. Rice and beans
0
25. Brawn, or head cheese
0
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
0
28. Oysters
0
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
0(yay The Bake Shop!)
33. Salted lassi
0
34. Sauerkraut
0
35. Root beer float
0
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
0
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
0
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
0
42. Whole insects 0
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
0
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
0
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut  0
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer 
0
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
x
56. Spaetzle
0
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
0
59. Poutine
0
60. Carob chips
0
61. S’mores
0
62. Sweetbreads
0
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
0
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain 
0
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
0
71. Gazpacho 
0
72. Caviar and blini
0
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost 
0
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
0
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
0
82. Eggs Benedict
0
83. Pocky
0
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
0
87. Goulash
0
88. Flowers
0
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam 
0
92. Soft shell crab
0
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish 
0
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox 
0
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta 
0
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

Another note: honestly, I don't think this list is complete or optimal...what should be on here that isn't? Anyone?
I'm thinking moose, bear, raw tuna sushi with wasabi, a kebab from a street vendor, homemade chocolate-chip cookie dough furitively eaten, fish and chips with vinegar, pickled daikon, snow, papaya with lime, and a perfectly ripe mango. 

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuition Giveaway

So, pretty much my favorite website in the world (mentalfloss.com), Borders, and Merriam Webster are sponsoring a contest for five 10,000 dollar scholarships. You have to write an essay of 750 or fewer words on why "you (as the most deserving person on the planet) should win a 10,000 dollar prize for tuition/books in the fall of 2009." I thought that since at least most of us are poor college students, you guys might be interested! 

here's the link
http://www.mentalfloss/tuitiongiveaway/

your entry is due by January 31st.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The First Snow!!!



Way too much fun dancing in the snow. The flakes were so big they almost didn't fit in my mouth and I could snatch them out of the air with my hand.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

10 things not to eat at Malott Commons

So, as per Samantha's suggestion, I have compiled a list of things that you really, really don't want to eat at the dining hall...
  1. Rice pudding (if you can't tell what it is at first glance, don't eat it)
  2. anything involving the word "casserole" (I promise, you'll regret it)
  3. beer-battered cod (more batter than cod, and greasier than John Trivolta's hair)
  4. jello (just don't go there)
  5. BLT pizza (lettuce on pizza really doesn't work. It gets all dry and crispy)
  6. The really strange soft serve flavors (mango espresso swirl, anyone?)
  7. Fruit danish (I promise that that isn't apple filling)
  8. Grilled cheese (ridiculously greasy, with un-melted american cheese)
  9. Pinapple upside-down cake (there's a reason that it's there for a week)
  10. anything involving ricotta cheese and spinach (as good as it sounds, it never tastes good)

And there you have it.

Now if you excuse me, I'll just enjoy my scharffen berger dark chocolate icecream and cappuccino while sitting next to the fountain...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Truth:

Home is where your guitar is.

(Finally Baylor has become my home. I just got my guitar today!! *sniff sniff* I'm so happy!)

Only 16 credits. Only.

Do people really
Have three minutes to wait for
Cup Noodles to cook?

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I realize this isn't really the point of this thing, but...

...I have to write a paper about If I were a house, what would I be? Not as in, what would I like to be, but my personality/psyche/self represented, house style. The outsides/some of the inside is supposed to be how others perceive me, initially and as they get to know me better. So, what I'm asking is (not in house format)- how did you first perceive me as a person, and how has that perception changed as you've gotten to know me better? Please be totally honest, here- I won't take offense to anything (and, me being un-girl-ish, you know I'm not just saying that.)
Anything at all will really help me out. If you feel like shooting me an email instead of commenting, that's cool, too: anneagain.c@gmail.com

Thank you!

Rianne
P.S.- Maybe I'll start a new trend- people getting homework help, blog-style!

Monday, September 29, 2008

12 Things I Learned at the Mandatory Campus Safety Presentation

1. Administration is smart enough to know to swipe our sun cards at the end rather than the beginning of the presentation
2. Don't get raped
3. Use u-locks to lock up your bikes
4. Hondas are really easy to break into
5. Don't drink if you are under 21....its against the law
6. Don't bring a homeless person back to your dorm
7. You aren't allowed to sublet your dorm
8. Chevy trucks are second easiest to break into
9. Lock your door
10. Don't take your roommate's Ritalin....even if they offer it to you, it isn't your prescription
11. Don't hitch a ride on the light rail by holding on to the back of it while on your bike
.....
and the most interesting piece of advice of the evening
12. Women should invest in an inexpensive masculine item to leave conspicuously placed in their cars

Intro

Well, I don't know if ya'll are ready for this, but I wrote a rap today in my intro to engineering class, which I may simply describe as what feels like a waste of time. I'm actually kinda proud of it, and definitely got some props from a couple classmates I shared it with. I felt ya'll should see it too, although it really isn't the same just reading it. It's much better performed.... (I pull off the stereotypical rapper dialect.) I'll try to help out with how I type it up.

Chek it!

I'm feelin' inspired
since I desired
to spend sum time
layin ou' my rhyme...
This E-N-G 13-0-1
Got my head unduh-the-gun
Can't wait til it's done
Cuz it ain't no fun
What duh hell're we doin'
Cuz dis class is screwin'
With whatI'drather be pursuin'
Atleastourgrades are a shoe in
It feels like a was[t]e
This class all ovuh duh place
Drooldrippin' down yuh face
Eyezcovered with uh glaze
Movin' at a slow pace
Why can't we cut to the chase?

(*rhythm change*)

We know IR equals V
And IV equals P!
Man, you think that we
Nevuh did see
Any 'lecticity?

(*rhythm change*)

In them comfy green chairs
You see us with them blank stares
Wonderin' "Who cares?"
Yeah.... Sic' em, bears...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Coocoo choir song... enjoy...

So the English translation of one of my Spanish choir songs reads as the following (with "cucu, cucu," at the beginning of EVERY line):

the frog was singing
under the water
a gentleman passed by
with a cape and hat
a lady passed by
with a long skirt
a babysitter passed by
carrying a salad
he asked for a piece
she wouldn't give him any
he went back in the water
and swam away

I didn't know why it wasn't making sense in Spanish, until I figured out that it doesn't make sense in English either!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

For Laura!

even though I am
far away, I wish Laura
a happy birthday!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Wait! Not yet!

"It's snowing outside!"
Many people rush to see
Wait, it's only dust.

Ahh the joys of Jr high girls....but there is now snow on the mountains so our yearly dose must be just around the corner.

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The early bird gets...

(A five-part Haiku)

Last Friday morning
I went to 8 a.m. class
Arriving early

The seats fill up fast
I was the first person there
And chose the best one

I waited for class
Getting out notebook and pen
Five minutes elapsed

And still nobody there
I glanced down, checking my watch
7:55

Then I realized
Computing only meets on
Monday and Wednesday

Silence Survey

OK, this what happens when you spend time checking out the library. I'd like to know your answers...

Is silence merely the lack of sound, or is it a sound itself? What do you personally think?

By definition, it should be the first choice, but I remember something I've read before that once described silence as "deafening" and I think some people might actually consider it a distinctly recognizable noise of its own. Or maybe it is a sound in the sense that it can communicate hesitation or agreement, etc. (Go figure I have "Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel stuck in my head...) I'm not sure what to think myself.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Lost in Walla Walla: A Sunday Morning Epic

In my attempts to avoid the freshman fifteen, I try to go on a run 3-4 days a week, usually for about 30 minutes (thats honestly all I have time for... college is insane). So I wake up Sunday morning, pull on my sneakers and tell my roommate that I'll be back in half an hour so we can go to brunch (a beautiful thing at whitman...). It is 10:15am at this point. I generally run in the neighborhood kind of behind my dorm. My brother's house is back there as is a small park. Well until this point I hadn't actually been able to find my brother's house by myself, but this time I was confident. So I follow the directions and head down Alder (this street is important later on) like I had before, then over a few blocks and up a back alleyway and sure enough I see my brother's car! So what if it was the back side of the house, I was still there! It is now like 10:30 and so I continue to the front side of the house, bang on the door to see if anyone's awake (they're not) and continue down Whitman Street (which incidently is not very close to campus). I soon come across the park, but it was a different part than I had seen before (it has an aviary!) And this is where I made my mistake; I started to run in the park. Normally I just run by or around it but no, I decided to run in it. Now I swear I was going the same direction the entire time, but I think the path turned and I didn't notice. So when I got out of the park I was going the entirely wrong direction and at 10:45 (half an hour into my run) I had NO idea where I was. It was definatly nowhere near campus and nowhere I had ever been before. I saw the "mountains" but couldn't remember which direction they where from campus. So I tried to remember the angle of the sun in comparison with my dorm room but since I was turned around that only got me more lost. And then, like a glorious beam of light, I see it! Alder Road, standing there in all its roady glory! As I approach it I realize that I was not familiar with the intersection, but of course I'm like "Hey it's alder! I can get back." So I try the sun/dorm-room trick again (bad idea) to get me going the right way. So I run yadda yadda yadda and then the road ends. Yeah, I was like WAAAAYYYY in the boonies of Walla Walla. It's like 11:15 (an hour after I left) and I finally decide to ask for directions because a) my legs hurt b)i'm hungry and c) my roommate would be worried. I find a woman sitting on her porch (thank goodness) and I start to walk over. After I avoid nearly getting attacked by her two dogs, I ask her how to get back to campus, after which she looks at me in awe and says "Whitman? you've got a ways to go!" And I'm like "oh jeez!" So she gives me directions and I follow them exactly. Her directions take me to the opposite side of campus, but nevertheless at approximatly 11:45 I stumble into my dorm room, exhausted. Of course people were wondering where I was, so I told them the story and soon enough it was all around my hall. On the bright side I was quickly given a map of Walla Walla and a few suggested running routes. And fyi, if you are ever in Walla Walla the mountains are east.

Proof that there is good in the world


Little humming bird

In an orange tree, at rest,

At peace with the world

Monday, September 15, 2008

I just thought I'd share...



So, at Scripps, not only are we permitted to pick the flowers, it's somewhat encouraged. So, every week one of my roommates and I go pick roses form a courtyard between two of the dorms.
So, On that note, I thought that I should share the loveliness with all of you. That and I wanted to play with my new camera. Hopefully I've brightened some one's day, whether it needed brightening or not.
Love all,
Andrea

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Inzone Inspiration


I just had to share this sunset shot I took from the Baylor vs. Washington State game last night.
When I left in the 4th quarter it was 42-14!
Sic em' bears!

Oh, and just so ya'll know, I survived Hurricane Ike. Waco wasn't really hit that hard, although it was a bit windy and rainy today. There weren't even any tornadoes or anything. How boring is that?! :-P

My roommate on the other hand says her family in north Houston doesn't have any power, and they'll be without it for about 3-4 weeks... A lot of trees blew over around there. (Please pray for those in the coastal area. Lots of flooding to deal with too...)

Friday, September 12, 2008

I have a...

very runny nose
sore throat and a head in fog
being sick just sucks

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

It's all Greek to me

Okay so I'm taking four classes, one of which is required.  And out of those four, in three of them we are discussing the same book.  The very first one Richards' ruined for us all those long years ago.  Any guesses? Yup, The Odyssey.  Its amazing how much I know about one book now. I even know how to read and translate parts of the original Greek text. 

 However, this is where the faults of elementary education come into play.  I never learned how to diagram sentences, or most basic grammar rules.  So I have to get special tutoring to learn all of that, which is a must know before learning Greek. I however, get to learn it at the same time.  So I get to feel really, really dumb once a day.

In contrast to that, my history course has nothing on Heuston. The professor will even stop and explain things if you have questions- even if they don't relate to the specific topic.  For instance someone in the class asked what he thought about 300 (this is a Mediterranean course), and he said "There is no documented evidence of any human successfully having a battle rhino."  

My favorite place at Whitman: the human bird bath.  Literally, a big bird bath meant for cooling off sweaty students.  :)