An Ode to an Ant (and a hundred more)

Oh ant,
Why do you insist
Upon living in my bathroom?

You may be small
But you are a large nuisance,
Walking across the counter

Outside, I hear,
Is a very nice place to live
Much better then under
A leaky sink

What do you eat,
Oh ant?
For the bathroom does not have
Any food.

One day,
I will enter the bathroom
And you will be gone.

If my maintenance request is filled.

The Contents of my Snack Box on the Airplane from Shanghai to Xi'an

-Dried apple and sweet potato chips

-a roll

-some sort of cakeishness

-water

-onion cookies with original flavor

-yi lin dried radish