12 Things I Learned at the Mandatory Campus Safety Presentation

1. Administration is smart enough to know to swipe our sun cards at the end rather than the beginning of the presentation

2. Don't get raped

3. Use u-locks to lock up your bikes

4. Hondas are really easy to break into

5. Don't drink if you are under 21....its against the law

6. Don't bring a homeless person back to your dorm

7. You aren't allowed to sublet your dorm

8. Chevy trucks are second easiest to break into

9. Lock your door

10. Don't take your roommate's Ritalin....even if they offer it to you, it isn't your prescription

11. Don't hitch a ride on the light rail by holding on to the back of it while on your bike

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and the most interesting piece of advice of the evening

12. Women should invest in an inexpensive masculine item to leave conspicuously placed in their cars