Thursday, October 16, 2008

Sick Season

So, it being fall, EVERYONE is getting sick. My suitemate Hannah was the first one. In mid September she went to the health center with a fever of 102. Needless to say, she didn't go to class for about a week. Next was my roommate Emily, who brought what we think is a cold back from Nevada. She went on a trip with Claremont Students for Obama to register voters in Nevada, and all thirty-something people ended up sleeping on the floor in one room of an abandoned house with broken plumbing. Hygiene was not happening, and she came back a day early because of how sick she was. Next was my other roommate, Annsley, who was (is) rather down for the count with something 'flu-like. Then we got a campus-wide e-mail warning us about a norovirus outbreak at other schools in Southern California.

So far, I've been lucky.

I have a theory as to why.

My roommates, both of whom have been sick, sleep here:



I, on the other hand, sleep here:




My theory is that their proximity means that they are more likely to get each other sick (they also don't clean nearly as much as I do). I sleep on the other side of the room, all by myself. They are also convinced that I have a healthier immune system because I don't go drinking every weekend, but they kinda do that to themselves. I vacuum, I do (my) laundry, I wash (my) dishes, I clean the sink. They don't. Coincidence? I think not.


There is strong evidence to suggest that both my location in the room and my habits have lead to my over-all health. That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.


Too bad my theory is completely abolished by the fact that as of Tuesday, I'm sick.

Political haikus.

I'm always amused
at the way people ask me
why I'm in Norway.

The teenagers say
with horrified expressions,
'Why leave the US?'

They have all been there--
to New York City to shop,
to the Grand Canyon.

Their America 
is what they see on TV:
rich, pretty, happy.

Adults are different.
Some understand the bubble
that is our border

and know what I mean
with 'it's good to see outside'--
a new perspective. 

But I find it strange
that Norwegians do not see
their little country--

their Labor party
and classless society
(Lennon's 'Imagine')

works out much better
for most of the citizens
than where I am from.

But now I've lived here
enough to see the difference:
people aren't worried

about food or rent
about money for college--
the government helps!

The small changes made--
free health care more than all else
bring them peace of mind. 

I can't help but think
it could be like this at home.
And maybe it can.

And maybe we can!
Vote Obama! ...and also
take with you a friend!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Symposiums and exploding glass

Some of you may have already heard this story, but I think it's a good one, and merits a retelling!
In my humanities class, we recently finished reading Plato's Symposium, and we had an assignment to prepare speeches of our own on the topic of love. (For those of you unfamiliar with The Symposium, it's basically an account of a symposium where several Greek philosophers made brief speeches on love, the main speech being, of course, Socrates'.) Anyway, for our class, our recitation groups (7-10 people with group leaders that are sophomores or juniors in the Engineering Honors program) each had a mini-symposium of our own, where we cooked and ate food, gave speeches, and hung around and talked.
Our symposium was a Sunday breakfast symposium, and we had all sorts of good food: cinnamon rolls, muffins (apple cinnamon, chocolate chip and blueberry), fruit salad (with watermelon, mango, kiwi, blue-, rasp-, straw-, and black-berries), eggs with peppers and cheese and onions, and milk, hot chocolate, cider, etc...
It was all very tasty food. I was in charge of one of the pans of eggs, and another girl was in charge of the other. We were using the front two burners of the stove, and the back two had things cooling on them- an empty glass baking pan, and another metal pan. As we cooked, I noticed that the other girl's eggs were not cooking nearly as fast as mine. In fact, it seemed as though they weren't cooking at all. Because they weren't - we realized that her burner wasn't actually on. So, we turned it on, and went back to cooking. About 30 seconds later, I realized that the reason her burner wasn't on was that the burner behind hers was (somebody had just turned the wrong knob). On that burner was the empty glass baking pan. I quickly turned the burner off, because that was not a good thing.
We went back to cooking our eggs. About a minute later, the glass pan, with no warning, exploded. REALLY exploded. As in, pieces flew six feet, and there were more pieces of glass than appeared to have been in the volume of the pan before it exploded (you know how it is with glass things). The two of us just stood there, staring, for a few seconds, and then burst out laughing uncontrollably while everyone else came rushing over to see what had happened.
Casualties: my pan of eggs, which had to be garbage-disposaled because it was full of glass.
Neither of us were cut or hurt in any way (even though glass bounced off of us as it exploded), and her pan of eggs was able to be run through a really fine sieve and cooked anyway. I made a new pan of eggs, and they were really delicious.

Monday, October 13, 2008

Sunday Picnic!

So it was an absolutely beautiful day here, high of 81 or something like that, and my friend Brittani and I decided to take advantage of the beautiful weather by having a quasi-picnic. We got food from the MU, but that still counts right? :p I had even gotten a cute basket for my halloween costume the day before, so I used that to carry my stuff! I was so cute! 
I thought my white skirt contrasted rather nicely with the black sheet we were using as a blanket...and you can see my adorable little basket!


...we were in the middle of Hayden Lawn, so we got some funny looks, but it was still fairly early so the campus really wasn't awake yet...and since when have I ever let strange looks stop me


Lots of Love, 
Samantha


Sunday, October 12, 2008

The Omnivore's Hundred

Here’s a chance for a little interactivity for all the bloggers out there. Below is a list of 100 things that I think every good omnivore should have tried at least once in their life. The list includes fine food, strange food, everyday food and even some pretty bad food - but a good omnivore should really try it all. Don’t worry if you haven’t, mind you; neither have I, though I’ll be sure to work on it. Don’t worry if you don’t recognise everything in the hundred, either; Wikipedia has the answers.

Here’s what I want you to do:

1) Copy this list into your blog or journal, including these instructions.
2) Place an "O" next to all the items you’ve eaten.
3) Place an "X" next to any items that you would never consider eating.
4) Optional extra: Post a comment here at www.verygoodtaste.co.uk linking to your results.

The VGT Omnivore’s Hundred:

1. Venison
0
2. Nettle tea
0
3. Huevos rancheros
0
4. Steak tartare
0
5. Crocodile
6. Black pudding
0
7. Cheese fondue
0
8. Carp
0
9. Borscht
10. Baba ghanoush
11. Calamari 
0
12. Pho
13. PB&J sandwich
x
14. Aloo gobi
0
15. Hot dog from a street cart
0
16. Epoisses
17. Black truffle
18. Fruit wine made from something other than grapes
19. Steamed pork buns
0
20. Pistachio ice cream
x
21. Heirloom tomatoes
22. Fresh wild berries
0
23. Foie gras
0
24. Rice and beans
0
25. Brawn, or head cheese
0
26. Raw Scotch Bonnet pepper
27. Dulce de leche
0
28. Oysters
0
29. Baklava
30. Bagna cauda
31. Wasabi peas
32. Clam chowder in a sourdough bowl
0(yay The Bake Shop!)
33. Salted lassi
0
34. Sauerkraut
0
35. Root beer float
0
36. Cognac with a fat cigar
37. Clotted cream tea
0
38. Vodka jelly/Jell-O
39. Gumbo
0
40. Oxtail
41. Curried goat
0
42. Whole insects 0
43. Phaal
44. Goat’s milk
0
45. Malt whisky from a bottle worth £60/$120 or more
46. Fugu
47. Chicken tikka masala
0
48. Eel
49. Krispy Kreme original glazed doughnut  0
50. Sea urchin
51. Prickly pear
52. Umeboshi
53. Abalone
54. Paneer 
0
55. McDonald’s Big Mac Meal
x
56. Spaetzle
0
57. Dirty gin martini
58. Beer above 8% ABV
0
59. Poutine
0
60. Carob chips
0
61. S’mores
0
62. Sweetbreads
0
63. Kaolin
64. Currywurst
65. Durian
66. Frogs’ legs
67. Beignets, churros, elephant ears or funnel cake
0
68. Haggis
69. Fried plantain 
0
70. Chitterlings, or andouillette
0
71. Gazpacho 
0
72. Caviar and blini
0
73. Louche absinthe
74. Gjetost, or brunost 
0
75. Roadkill
76. Baijiu
77. Hostess Fruit Pie
0
78. Snail
79. Lapsang souchong
80. Bellini
81. Tom yum
0
82. Eggs Benedict
0
83. Pocky
0
84. Tasting menu at a three-Michelin-star restaurant.
85. Kobe beef
86. Hare
0
87. Goulash
0
88. Flowers
0
89. Horse
90. Criollo chocolate
91. Spam 
0
92. Soft shell crab
0
93. Rose harissa
94. Catfish 
0
95. Mole poblano
96. Bagel and lox 
0
97. Lobster Thermidor
98. Polenta 
0
99. Jamaican Blue Mountain coffee
100. Snake

Another note: honestly, I don't think this list is complete or optimal...what should be on here that isn't? Anyone?
I'm thinking moose, bear, raw tuna sushi with wasabi, a kebab from a street vendor, homemade chocolate-chip cookie dough furitively eaten, fish and chips with vinegar, pickled daikon, snow, papaya with lime, and a perfectly ripe mango. 

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuition Giveaway

So, pretty much my favorite website in the world (mentalfloss.com), Borders, and Merriam Webster are sponsoring a contest for five 10,000 dollar scholarships. You have to write an essay of 750 or fewer words on why "you (as the most deserving person on the planet) should win a 10,000 dollar prize for tuition/books in the fall of 2009." I thought that since at least most of us are poor college students, you guys might be interested! 

here's the link
http://www.mentalfloss/tuitiongiveaway/

your entry is due by January 31st.

Monday, October 6, 2008

The First Snow!!!



Way too much fun dancing in the snow. The flakes were so big they almost didn't fit in my mouth and I could snatch them out of the air with my hand.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

10 things not to eat at Malott Commons

So, as per Samantha's suggestion, I have compiled a list of things that you really, really don't want to eat at the dining hall...
  1. Rice pudding (if you can't tell what it is at first glance, don't eat it)
  2. anything involving the word "casserole" (I promise, you'll regret it)
  3. beer-battered cod (more batter than cod, and greasier than John Trivolta's hair)
  4. jello (just don't go there)
  5. BLT pizza (lettuce on pizza really doesn't work. It gets all dry and crispy)
  6. The really strange soft serve flavors (mango espresso swirl, anyone?)
  7. Fruit danish (I promise that that isn't apple filling)
  8. Grilled cheese (ridiculously greasy, with un-melted american cheese)
  9. Pinapple upside-down cake (there's a reason that it's there for a week)
  10. anything involving ricotta cheese and spinach (as good as it sounds, it never tastes good)

And there you have it.

Now if you excuse me, I'll just enjoy my scharffen berger dark chocolate icecream and cappuccino while sitting next to the fountain...

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

The Truth:

Home is where your guitar is.

(Finally Baylor has become my home. I just got my guitar today!! *sniff sniff* I'm so happy!)

Only 16 credits. Only.

Do people really
Have three minutes to wait for
Cup Noodles to cook?